Dog On Plane!

[Voltage]

I called British airways customer-service desk asking if i could take my dog on board.
"Sure," she said, "as long as you provide your own kennel."
She further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
I thought to myself blimey "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"

[murraymints]

woof !

[Shenco]

CANINE't do it !!!

[murraymints]

barking up the wrong tree !

[1ozzy]

Does it understand "fetch"?

Could be useful at the baggage carousel.

Or at the point customs confiscate your personal stash ;-/

[Voltage]

He's a lovely dog although he does lead me astray

[1ozzy]

With little or no effort.

He probably nose better than you!

[aelmpvw]

dog on a plane ... is he a skye terrier?

[murraymints]

eee yer a wag !

[1ozzy]

Beagle to control tower," clear runway 3, I'm ready for takeoff".

https://www.featurepics.com//StockImage/20080618/beagle-puppy-stock-picture-773749.jpg

[Tilly2]

Is it an Airedale?

[1ozzy]

Tilly, good one ;-)

[Tilly2]

Ta, Ozz. :-)

[Shaglene]

I took my dog to the vets. The vet examines the dog and says that it has lung cancer. I told him that the dog didn’t smoke. The vet said that it must be sniffing the dog ends.......

[1ozzy]

Butt that's just terrible Shaglene.