Swinger’S Party!

[Voltage]

Went to a swinger’s party last night in my army uniform.

Had to leave my khakis in the bowl.

[Patsy33]

Were you invited??

[Voltage]

yes my luck was poxed tho i got the wife!!!

[Jackdaw33]

Took me a while to get it, but then again I've never been to a swingers' party.

[Voltage]

you should go jack let it all hang out lol

[Patsy33]

Ahh, the key to a successful marriage....

[Voltage]

the battery died in my key fob ages ago lol

[melv16]

Me and the Mrs once tried dogging. By the time she'd parked the car everyone had effed off:-)

[Voltage]

lol did you take the lead..hope you didnt get collared

[Patsy33]

Perhaps you should go to a seance instead Volty... They can raise the dead...

[Voltage]

LOL LOL

[albaqwerty]

shame on you !! leading the lovely Jack astray :-)

[Voltage]

i bet jack dont need leading!!!

[Patsy33]

What are swingers parties like Albs?

[Voltage]

the last one Albs went to she thought she had to go bra less lol

[albaqwerty]

gave meself 2 lovely black-eyes whilst on the kiddies swing :-D

[Voltage]

i couldn't possibly comment lol

[Patsy33]

That's the only swinging I know Albs! Im a bit top heavy myself!

[Voltage]

is it me or is it getting hot lol

[albaqwerty]

Patsy, I reckon we should sit Volty on a swing and push him as high as we can to cool him down lol

[Voltage]

lol a pair of swingers