Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating:

[Shaglene]

1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you.

3. You ask for high fibre sweets only.

4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.

9. You're the only Dracula in the neighbourhood with a walking frame.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.

[Old_Geezer]

11. You realise that demanding things with menaces is wrong.

[murraymints]

Emmerdale is on at 7pm !

[bookbinder]

12. You realise that you are standing outside your own front door.

[Bazile]

You started walking up the drive on Halloween 2016 and you haven't reached the front door yet .