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The Sailor And The Mermaid...............
A sailor, whose head is only the size of a snooker ball, is sitting in a pub.
'What on earth happened to you?' the barman exclaims.
'My ship sank,' the sailor explains. 'A mermaid rescued me and gave me three wishes. First, I wished to go home. Second, I wished to have a million pounds. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid.'
'That doesn't sound too bad,' the barman says. 'So what happened?'
'Well the sailor replies. 'It turned out mermaids can't have sex. So I just asked her if I could have a little head instead.'
'What on earth happened to you?' the barman exclaims.
'My ship sank,' the sailor explains. 'A mermaid rescued me and gave me three wishes. First, I wished to go home. Second, I wished to have a million pounds. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid.'
'That doesn't sound too bad,' the barman says. 'So what happened?'
'Well the sailor replies. 'It turned out mermaids can't have sex. So I just asked her if I could have a little head instead.'
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