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Patsy33 | 11:43 Wed 15th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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I saw my neighbour slumped over the lawn mower crying his eyes out,
he said he’d just been through a rough patch.
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LOL

(don't ask Volty what he did when he saw his neighbour, poor man hasn't been the same since!)
11:45 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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^^^
Haha...

I think someone grassed him up...
11:47 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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I'm sure he said flobbadop, weeeeeeed :-)
11:49 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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He's potty!
11:50 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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thought he was more of a commode-dragon

(that's it, I'm for the high jump if he reads this lol)
11:53 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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I must fly, - Mo, my friend has just come by......
12:05 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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aha - a sirly decent mower then?
(and don't call me sirly)
12:08 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Haha.. you watched Naked Gun too, then??
12:15 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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I'm proud to say I have spent an incredible younger life edumecating meself on the finer things :-D
12:18 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Of course you have!...
12:20 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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can't leave you two alone for a second TCH!! women!
13:37 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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oooh eck!!
Afternoon xx :-D
13:40 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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What type of grass was he on...........
15:16 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Was it astro turf...
15:17 Wed 15th Nov 2017

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