Museum

[Voltage]

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.

[Voltage]

gawd bam bams here pmsl

[albaqwerty]

no-one seems to mention Prof Pat Pending as often as they should.

[Voltage]

Lol patsy and alba The Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe !!

[Patsy33]

Are you putting yourself on a pedestal again?!....

[albaqwerty]

right Patsy, I'll sit on him, you sink yer fangs in lol

We'll leave him in a pile of Rubble

[Voltage]

never

[Patsy33]

Right! Haha...

[albaqwerty]

snigger, first we'd need to catch you !

[Voltage]

lol i give up go on go on

[Patsy33]

Lol! What was the joke??...

[Voltage]

i was just thinking if ever a thread went downhill fast this is the one lol

[albaqwerty]

Parsst, you lead me astray y'know :-) x

[albaqwerty]

Parsst? Well, that's novel, can I try Patsy?
aah, that's better.

[DTCwordfan]

voltage on the way down?....as the alligator said to the crocodile

actually my car battery failed yesterday and the AA was out, the Ammosaurus Ambulance?

[Voltage]

Did you get a new battery??

[DTCwordfan]

shocking but yes....plenty of oomph in it and no cloaca

[DTCwordfan]

just an anode....