I've Got

[Patsy33]

I've got a new job with 500 people under me,
cutting the grass at the cemetery.

[jno]

ooh, how convenient, right in the dead centre of town.

[Shaglene]

That’s a dead end job....

[Voltage]

lol i laughed so much i had a coffin fit!

[Patsy33]

Keep a lid on it Voltage!....

[Voltage]

lol the Ab Editor has already said that ...sorry ed ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Make sure you know exactly where it is, or you might lose the plot.

[Patsy33]

It's gone deadly quiet?.....

[Patsy33]

Good advice Hopkirk. Don't want grave consequences....

[jno]

watch it, Voltage or you'll be in terred

[Voltage]

Im being careful jno I don't want to dig a hole for myself!

[Patsy33]

That'll be a big undertaking!....

[jno]

that was from a limerick, btw

There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse, and died.
He had a twin brother
Who fell in another
And now they're interred side by side

[Patsy33]

See, that's dead sad jno.... I love a good ditty.

[Voltage]

I hear patsy your starting on the graveyard shift!

[jno]

they used to print that in respectable family poetry books in Victorian times, Patsy, apparently it was decades before anyone spotted the pun. (Obviously I'm hoping the Ed won't.)

[Patsy33]

Crafty devils, those Victorians. They spoke with fork tongues....

[Patsy33]

Yes, Volty. I'm doing the graveyard shift. I'll tell you now, I'll be shifting myself!

[Voltage]

Lol I had to read that twice x

[Patsy33]

Haha...

[Shaglene]

I bet those 500 people were dying to get in there....