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Voltage | 18:42 Mon 20th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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My girlfriend is really tiny she has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size.

So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
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Avatar Image Arksided
Good to know you're not small minded.
18:45 Mon 20th Nov 2017
Avatar Image Captain2
I think she might just pull the plug on your relationship
18:48 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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lol you could be right!
18:49 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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You could wash up for her at the same time!....
18:57 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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put the flowers in the sink and the girlfriend in the vase
19:03 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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tried that the last time she got the right hump when i used the plunger!
19:03 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Of course you frightened her with your plunger!...
19:26 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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I beg she looks up to you................
14:13 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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I bet she looks up to you.......
14:14 Tue 21st Nov 2017

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