A lady was searching the shelves in her local Pharmacy.
The Pharmacist approached her & said, "Can I help you madam?"
She replied "I'm looking for a good hair restorer."
He said "This one is the best that we sell but be careful & after application don't wear a hat for a week."
She replied "It's not for my head it's for my Chihuahua."
The Pharmacist said "Well in that case don't ride your bike for a fortnight."