21 Carat

[Bazile]

An angry wife to her husband on the phone: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it ; but I didn't have money that time to buy it , and I said 'Baby -
it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a smile and blushing: "Yeah I remember that, my love, my darling !"

Husband: "I'm in the pub just next to that shop."

[albaqwerty]

LOL

[Patsy33]

What a barsteward!...