Brown And Runs

[queenofmean]

What’s brown and runs around the Garden?

The Garden Fence

I’ll get my coat ;)

[murraymints]

I write for Christmas crackers !!! not really..but I could ! xx

[Voltage]

Pmsl Prude...er prudie lol x

[Voltage]

Lol you are crackers xx

[murraymints]

what do you call a boomerang that wont come back ?



A stick !

[Voltage]

I wondered what the point of throwing a boomerang was ...then it hit me!

[Togo]

What is green and hangs on trees?

Gorilla snot.

[murraymints]

what do you call a man that runs an open fire ?


Pete

[albaqwerty]

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

[murraymints]

what do call a lass that needs to go


murraymints ! see you later Voltage..ta for the fun morning

[Voltage]

Lol bless ya xxx

[queenofmean]

Well you guys certainly made my day :)

Prudie...that is just classic

[Shaglene]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.............

What's brown and lies steaming in a corner?

A drunk turd.............

[Hopkirk]

What do you call a man with a piece of pork on his head?

Hamed

[Hopkirk]

What do you call a man with two pieces of pork on his head?

Mohamed

[Hopkirk]

What do you call a man with two pieces of pork on his head, and a vibrator up his jacksie?

Sheikh Mohamed

[Mamyalynne]

'What's green and brown , has eight legs and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you?'

A snooker table.

[zebo]

What's brown and hot and steams out of cows backwards? The Isle of Wight Ferry. It was valid about 60 years ago, I'm sure the ferry's a new colour now!

[Patsy33]

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.