The Man

[Patsy33]

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.

[marval]

I was going to say button it up Patsy, but I wouldn't be so rude. It is a good joke.

[Patsy33]

I thought it was fasten-ating....
Thanks Marval :-)

[zebo]

And he has all his own teeth.

[Shaglene]

He deserves it. When I was a boy it was awkward when it was buttons so I lifted my trouser legs to go for a tiddle..............