The Phone Rang.

[Voltage]

I think my wife sells drugs?

As I was leaving the phone rang.

When I answered it the bloke on the other end said "has that dope gone yet?"

[Patsy33]

Still makes me laugh every time! :-)

[aelmpvw]

i thought the bloke on the phone had meant to ring the coastguard when he asked if the coast was clear

[zebo]

e, what a dilemma.