Trip To Egypt!

[Voltage]

My wife just asked me, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”

I said "you're having a laugh it'll take ages to get there on a camel!”

[Bazile]

I bet that gave her the hump

[Voltage]

Lol I was waiting for that answer

[vulcan42]

were you in denial?

[marval]

Buy her some Egyptian chocolate, Pharaoh Rocher.

[Peter Pedant]

yeah !
mine said - naughty girl - when we go to Egypt can I shoot up some heroin ?
and I said why not they've just shot up some sufis....

sorry sorry

[Prudie]

You're a sharmer

[marval]

Don't forget to go out for a meal at Pizza Tut.

[-Talbot-]

“When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”


What a bazaar woman.

[-Talbot-]

I must confez, I have never been to Egypt.

[-Talbot-]

My daughter has been, she says I should go ... she sphinx I would enjoy it.

[Arksided]

...and married to an odd Giza.

[marval]

I went once with my mummy.

[-Talbot-]

My doctor is Egyptian ... he's a Cairopractor .