Tee-Shirt.

[Voltage]

i just followed a guy riding on a motorcycle who was wearing a tee-shirt. The back of his shirt says, "If you can read this the wife must of fell off."

[Hopkirk]

Nice one, I can't top that.

[Voltage]

i bet you couldn't you'd have lost your shirt!

[Prudie]

Oh how the mighty have fallen......

[Voltage]

lol i'd know if my wife had fell off by the quietness

[Old_Geezer]

have fallen

[Hopkirk]

You wouldn't know until you turned the engine off, and realised the whining had stopped.

[Voltage]

you haven't met my wife!

[albaqwerty]

was going to suggest buying wife her own motorbike, then realised she'd want to install those walky-talky things into each helmet.......

[emmie]

very good..

[Patsy33]

Lol!!
Room for one more?....

[marval]

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I yelled at my wife. "You've reversed the car over my motorbike!"

"It's your own fault," she said. "You're the one that left it in the shed."