Death By A Golf Club!

[Voltage]

Police are called to a home to fins man standing over the lifeless body of a woman with a five iron in his hand. The police ask, "is that your wife?" "Yes" says the man. "Did you kill her with that golf club?" "Yes" says the man sobbing and then dropping the club. "How many times did you hit her?" The man says, "five, six or seven times. But put me down for a five."

[Arksided]

You're putting me on.

[Voltage]

you're not green arksided

[Arksided]

That's not a fairway to play the game.

[Prudie]

Tee-hee

[Sqad]

LOl...LOL

[Voltage]

the wife just told me "Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us."

[zebo]

If he had claimed he'd killed her in one would he have had to buy the Police a round of drinks?

[zabado]

" I say Caruthers have you heard Smythe Thomlinson has killed his wife with a nine iron " ?.
" Good Gawd ! How many strokes " ?.

[Prudie]

He'll be charged with death by dangerous driving!

[Voltage]

your answers are on par today prudie x

[dannyk13]

Did he shout 'fore hitting her?

[Voltage]

oh well time for lunch...think I'll have a sand wedge

[Patsy33]

Yes, a little birdie told me.