My Wife!

[Voltage]

My wife has stopped me going to the funfair shes worried that my addiction to helter-skelters is spiraling out of control.

[Quoi]

I think we are going to split up soon - Unlike you, we go on the helter skelter together but our relationship is spiralling downward.

[Voltage]

relationships i try to dodgem

[Quoi]

I tried that but kept bumping in to her.

[sunny-dave]

I'm in big trouble after I misheard the name of the Hook a Duck stand ...

[albaqwerty]

nice to see you lot aren't shy-ing away from the subject

[Voltage]

the wife's addicted to the big dipper ;-)

[Shaglene]

The ghost train gives me the willies.............

[Quoi]

^^Sorry to hear that volty - she'll come back soon I'm sure.

[Voltage]

im sure she will quoi...in a roundabout way!

[Quoi]

I put my wife on the bungee jump - the cords snapped but she soon came bouncing back

[Voltage]

aahhh thats good we all have our ups n downs

[Patsy33]

Do you think your relationship is on the slide? Life's not fair....