You'll Never Believe

[marval]

Getting older, as we do, and doing things as we get older, I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.

As I passed through the kitchen, I happened to look out through the rear windows.

I noticed a burglar with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbour's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.

"That idiot next door still has my shovel."

[Toorak]

Could he not fork out for one of his own?

[Tilly2]

You call a spade a shovel?

[Patsy33]

Can't you just bury the hatchet?

[Quoi]

tell him he keep it now that his fingerprints are on it.