A man bought his wife some MEATLOAF knickers for Xmas. On the front it said “I would do anything for love...” and on the back it said “but I won’t do that...”.....
Reminds me of visiting my Granny with my son. H was looking through Gran's record collection. Got any Meatloaf gran? he asked.
No, was the reply but I think there's some Spam in the fridge.