I Would Like

[marval]

A gentleman walked briskly into the chemist.

He strode over to the pharmacist and said, "I would like a box of Sex-Lax."

The pharmacist smiled and replied, "You must mean Ex-Lax."

"No," the man responded, "I don't have any trouble going."

[Old_Geezer]

So the pharmacist said, "Well go then" !

[Patsy33]

He didn't know if he was coming or going....

[Voltage]

I put a condom on once backwards and went!