Horse Racing.

[zabado]

My wife says I have an obsession with horse racing and is leaving me and taking the kids with her. I can see them now through the window they're walking down the garden path, they're at the gate . . . . and they're off.

[Voltage]

lol...into the horsebox and in to the sunset

[Jomlett]

I just noticed on the bookies window it said 'Open on a Sunday 11-2'.

I'll have a tenner on that. He was open last Sunday.

[Voltage]

Lol jomlett

[zebo]

They're off at the gate? A bit flashy.

[marval]

At least they were on track.

[Shaglene]

What are the odds on the wife leaving me (I should be so lucky).......