Snooker Accident!

[Voltage]

A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has crashed on the M25...

The driver is under a rest and the cues go back miles!

[Voltage]

The driver refused to talk whilst in custody he didn't want to be framed!

[JJ109]

The police should give the driver a break.

[Voltage]

They can't he was speeding doing 147 maximum speed

[waterboatman]

Sounds like a load of spherical objects to me!

[Arksided]

M25... he must have a lot of balls.

[JJ109]

They should chalk it up as an accident, otherwise they will be considered a bit potty!

[Arksided]

They might triangulate the situation.

[JJ109]

Screw it!
If the worst comes to the worst, he can always offer them a bribe. I am sure they will pocket it.

[Hopkirk]

The driver is a white guy. Someone cut him up and he saw red. Now he's black and blue all over.

[Garaman]

He should have been more careful, it's a black spot!

[Voltage]

good answer hopkirk...im green with envy!

[murraymints]

you need to give these jokes a rest !

[1ozzy]

Unless he has something in the pocket to offer they should sink him.

Don't get me started on sinking the pink ;-/

[Voltage]

mind your own beizeness

[JJ109]

As the driver wasn't looking, the lorry cannoned into a car driven by a female motorist. He should have spider, but at least his equipment cushioned the impact.

[Hopkirk]

The driver is browned off that he hurt his pinkie.

[1ozzy]

I red this in the newspaper.

[Voltage]

not yellow pages then!

[1ozzy]

Take a break!!!

[JJ109]

or nap