There Are At Least Eight types of orgasm for a woman.
1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes.
2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.
3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.
4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.
6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.
7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you.
8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . Go Deeper.