Wearing Black!

Voltage | 09:26 Sat 17th Feb 2018 | Jokes

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"Black really is slimming on you, you've never looked sexier!" I assured the missus...

"Turn the light back on you idiot!" she replied

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You don't look at the mantle piece when you are poking the fire............

I wonder if your black eyes make you look slimmer?...

Love is knowing when to be blind.

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Look says the missus, I’ve had this for 20 yrs and it still fits perfectly.
It’s a scarf I replied

Volty, The problems you’ve had with the wife over the years, does she realise how lucky she is to have someone like you to look after her....

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