I'm Looking

[Patsy33]

I’m looking for some good fish jokes.
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If you know any, let minnow..

[mallyh]

are you squidding ,i'll let you off the hook this time lol

[Garaman]

Weever few.

[Toorak]

For cod’s sake!

[aelmpvw]

i bet some of the following puns are going to be brill ...

[Toorak]

Have you plaiced your bet?

[aelmpvw]

... and some others will be ruffe

[daveygh]

oh for gods hake this thread cod go on for ever

[mallyh]

keep carping on

[Patsy33]

I knew you clever lot would have a few swimming about!

[mallyh]

they are certainly dab hands at this

[Toorak]

That’s parr for the course...

[daveygh]

i can think of some others i just need time to mullet over

[Patsy33]

These jokes are gold!

[Toorak]

I’m floundering now

[maggiebee]

Is this the proper plaice to discuss this?

[vulcan42]

I have a friend whose goldfish is called Hali, but I've never understood why.

[maggiebee]

Am I the sole person on here who has sung Salmon chanted evening?

[maggiebee]

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

[Voltage]

what a load of pollocks !

[maggiebee]

What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A Loan shark!