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Voltage | 15:48 Tue 06th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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I went into an electrical shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle?'

The bloke said, 'Kenwood?'

I said, 'Well go and get him then I'm in a hurry'
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Does Russell Hobbs still work there?
Just like him to Swan off.
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Very good lol
Good letting off some steam eh!
You're in your element here, aren't you?
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Used to know a bloke nickname kettle loved his job used to whistle away
Give Kenmore credit Volty!
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No he owes me loads of money!
he's away to defuzz the situation.
I bet you are boiling about that Volty!
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Steaming!
Milk and two sugars for me...........
I think this joke will evaporate soon....
Don't wind Volty up, or you might tip him over the edge.
I might be in hot water!
anyone need a little teapot, short and stout? ♪
That's my joke up the spout, then.
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Grr I'm at boiling point ☹☹☹☹
I thought something was brewing!....
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Stop stirring!
That's steep!

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