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[marval]

I have been a captain in the army for ten years now and simply refuse to get promoted further.

They say I’ve got major issues.

[DTCwordfan]

No general upward directions for you then.....

[jno]

You're risking corporal punishment there, though I would have thought it was a private matter.

[aelmpvw]

best thing you can do is just soldier on ...

[Tilly2]

All downhill from here then? Do you value your privacy?

[jno]

Just as well you're not in the navy, you'd be getting a bad rating.

[aelmpvw]

he'd be for the jump if he was in the paras

[Tilly2]

.....or keel hauled.

[Tilly2]

Aww!

[DTCwordfan]

his/her career torpedoed if in submarines.

[Patsy33]

I hope you don't get your marching orders!

[DTCwordfan]

well, Patsy, this comes of being paid in the Army by standing order.

[Voltage]

no ones paying attention !

[Patsy33]

Have a word with Major Minor...

[Garaman]

I was more into Superman, but I think you are destined to remain Captain Marval till you die, and then they will re engineer another one.

[Hopkirk]

I think you should see your General Practitioner.

[Shaglene]

How is Private Parts.............