A Man

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be rude to customers.

The librarian says, “Kindly eff off, Sir, I’m only halfway through the first chapter myself.”

[Shaglene]

I asked the librarian if she had a book on suicide. She said that it has been lent out but it hasn't been brought back................

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.

The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."

[Voltage]

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."