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[marval]

A man’s wife came home one night with some news.

She said, “Well firstly, I’ve managed to get a part in the Egyptian play I’ve auditioned for.”

“Well done!” He said. “You must be so happy.”

“I certainly am,” she smiled, “Even more so that I found out I’m going to be a mummy.”

“Oh, don’t you just lay there dead the whole time?” He asked.

“No Dave,” she said, “I am pregnant.”

[Old_Geezer]

Dave will recall that laying there dead the whole time, was the conception.