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Ken4155 | 16:48 Mon 12th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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Woman comes home unexpectedly and catches her husband in bed with the next door neighbour. Summoning all her strength, and more, she drags him out of the marital bed, down the stairs and out the back door, across the garden down to his tool shed and over to his work bench. There she inserts his penis into the vice, secures it tightly and removes the handle. Then she picks up a hacksaw. Her terrified husband screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The woman puts the hacksaw in her husbands hand and shakes her head. "No, i'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."
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