Jamie Carragher

[Jahulaye]

I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons....


If not,it must have been his spitting image.

[andy-hughes]

This is the Jokes section, you are supposed to post something humorous - if you can't manage that, don't bother posting at all.

[Jomlett]

https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/973270216472965122

[douglas9401]

Since when did jokes have to be to the taste of the management?

[DTCwordfan]

or Man Utd fans.....

[ladybirder]

Ooops naughty me. I laughed:-(

[DTCwordfan]

Carragher had 4 own goals, Andy's relative rumoured to have had 26......

[-Talbot-]

Good grief andy ... you have outbizarred yourself on this thread.

[snags]

An unusually short post from Mr. Hughes. You realise you had approx. 3500 characters left?

[DTCwordfan]

best twitter, 'The distance he (Carragher) gets on the delivery is fantastic. We've just witnessed it, we've just witnessed something special - shame that he never did it for Liverpool.'

[Prudie]

I laughed too LB - were we not supposed to?

[-Talbot-]

The nearest thing I can find to weather spoons.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/fa/1b/86fa1b3edc49fcbed19e6279c82f07c6.jpg

[Peter Pedant]

Yikes what is wrong wiv Mr Grumpy today ?

yeah good one - as a one liner I was thinking of using that myself Jahu ...

and as for the Jokes section rules - what about banning comments like "Dat not funny yeah!"
on the grounds that if the comment isnt funny then it shouldnt be in Jokes .... but 'humourless po-faced comments' or somewhere

[Voltage]

he's spitting feathers pp

[douglas9401]

Down in the mouth as 'twere.

[Cloverjo]

Andy, if you don't like jokes don't go into the jokes section.
I'm not mad about written down jokes but I thought I'd have a peek at this as it's topical. Even I managed a little 'haha'.

[DTCwordfan]

It's one of those few occasions that Jamie Carragher managed to get a shot on target....

[Tilly2]

He's a scally.

[andy-hughes]

douglas - // Since when did jokes have to be to the taste of the management? //

The management have not commented, I have, it's not to my taste.

That's allowed - it's a discussion site.

[andy-hughes]

DTC - // Carragher had 4 own goals, Andy's relative rumoured to have had 26...... //

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about - care to elaborate?

[andy-hughes]

Talbot - // Good grief andy ... you have outbizarred yourself on this thread. //

I made an observation - as did you.

Is there anything we can carry on with?