I Backed..

[Patsy33]

I backed a horse yesterday at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four...

[Ken4155]

I was walking down a country lane one day and a horse looked over the dry stone wall and said, "I won the /Grand National last year." Alarmed, i quickened my pace but the horse followed me. "Oi, ignorant!" he called. "I said i won the Grand National last year." I began to run but the horse broke into a trot, easily keeping up with me. "I won the Grand National, last year" he said. "Don't you have anything to say about that?" Thankfully the dry stone wall prevented the horse from following me into the farmyard where, breathlessly, i confronted the farmer. "Do you know you have a talking horse in that field?" i said. "Really," mused the farmer, "what's he say, then?" "That he won the Grand National last year" i replied. "Then he's a gurt big liar" said the farmer, "he came second."

[Voltage]

i asked my local bookie "can i back a horse in here"
he said " of course you can"
so i opened the door and shouted to my mate
"ok open the horsebox back him in slowly"

[albaqwerty]

Patsy - see what you've started ?!!

Dunno who is worse, Ken or Volty LOL

[Patsy33]

My horse was winning all the way last year at Cheltenham, until some idiot threw an apple at him. Got pipped at the post...

[Patsy33]

I know Albs! Haha..
They were some favourites tho....x

[Voltage]

"My horse was winning all the way last year at Cheltenham, until some idiot threw an apple at him. Got pipped at the post..."
core unlucky!

[Patsy33]

I know. I think it was a Pink Lady....

[Ken4155]

A jockey marries his stable-lass girl friend and they book into an hotel to begin their honeymoon. "Would you like the bridal?" asks the receptionist. "No, thanks," replies the jockey. "I'll just hold her ears until she gets used to it."

[Ken4155]

What's the difference between praying in church and praying at the racetrack. At the racetrack, you really mean it.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^^
Lol!

[Voltage]

lol @ ken

[Shaglene]

No more bets please..............