For Paddys Day!

[Voltage]

Paddy on First Aid Course
Instructor asks “What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?”
Paddy “Climb through the window!”

Paddy climbs the diving board with a fish
The official says "what are you doing with that fish Paddy?"
Paddy "Triple somersault with pike"


Paddy and Mick are in a plane...
Paddy ask's;
"If we do a loop will we fall out?"
"No" replies Mick
"We'll still be pals!"

paddy says
"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards Mick?"
Mick says
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the feckin boat"

[Shaglene]

Like ‘em.....

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Good uns! Lol