It Was

[marval]

It was my birthday last night and all drinks were on the house. I stayed sober because I’m scared of heights.

A friend of mine is a Community Support Officer and he desperately wants to be a real copper. It’s his birthday next week, I am going to buy him twenty quids worth of truncheon vouchers.

What do you call a Muslim who’s brought legal action against his own mother? Mahsoud.

I don’t really like spiced chicken but I’ll have it on o-cajun.

I read a twelve page book about the war the other day. I think it was Abridged Too Far.

My new perfume on a mountain flowers theme is coming out next week. It’s called “Ascent of Everest.”

When I was younger, I went shoplifting in Ann Summers. I stole a vibrator. I didn’t need it, I only did it for the buzz.

Wanted: Web designer, 45/hour, short term contract. Will be working for blind spider.

I’m dating a French mathematician who has an obsession for square numbers. He’s really starting to get on my neufs.

I heard Queen Victoria only counted from two upwards. One was not amused.

[Patsy33]

Lol! Good lot there Marval!