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Patsy33 | 17:09 Wed 21st Mar 2018 | Jokes
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My Husband is annoyed because I've taken up dancing. He told me I was obsessed, dancing around the house all the time. He said that's all Ive got on my mind... I said. "There you go. Twisting it again!"
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Blimey your other halfs trousers are tight I saw him #dancing with tears in his eyes#
22:20 Wed 21st Mar 2018
Tell him to take a quick step out of your way.
...or Foxtrot Oscar.
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I told him I was taking steps to slow down a bit...
dont dance about with a fizzy drink in your hand....you might tango him
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I asked him if he would like the Mashed Potato for dinner.....
Hope that you were 'Dancing on the the ceiling' at the time of asking
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He said you can't dance anyway.... I said, Can, Can!..
Give him a tap on the head.
Tell him to chuff off and do The Locomotion.
Give him some dodgy mince then you can 'Turn it on again' and 'Dance the night away.'
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He's just had two portions Arky!.... lol
Take no notice, Patsy.
He's just jive talking.
did you do any shagging ?
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Oohhh! I'm all of a jitter! I've got the jitter bug!
Careful you don't fall, you may get a Black Bottom.
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I thought I slipped my disc O the pain.....
Give him some salsa next time you cook.
Patsy33 Question AuthorI thought I slipped my disc O the pain.....


Blimey just must have had a terrible Bump.
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It did Shake me up Tone....
And anyhoo don't let that husband of yours Hustle you because you've taken up dancing.

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