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Wife Beat Me Up!!

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Voltage | 11:30 Sun 25th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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My wife tried to beat me up with an old Elton John record...

I’m still standing.
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Yeah ?
11:32 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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what a load of Honky Chat......
11:33 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Did David furnish you with this one, volty?
11:34 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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I doubt she'll apologise as sorry seems to be the hardest word.
11:39 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Did you get a rocket man?!...
11:50 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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She's blown me out "like a candle in the wind"!
11:52 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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I said to her "so you think Saturday nights alright for fighting then"!!
11:54 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Have you got black and Blue Eyes?
12:01 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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No she can't reach that high lol
12:01 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Lol!
The Bietch is Back is she?
12:22 Sun 25th Mar 2018

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