My Grandfather.

[Patsy33]

My grandfather, he would never ever throw anything away. But he died in
the war holding on to a hand grenade..

[sunny-dave]

A pedant replies :

If you hold on to a grenade and keep the lever closed it won't go off ...

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he pulled the pin Dave....

[gness]

Buzz off, Pedant.....this is Patsy's grandfather......he can do as he likes....... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

Look this is a first in being a post from A Pedant that you lot can understand - no nedd to shut the mesingra

[gness]

Dave's morphed into Officer Crabtree..... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^^
Loved that! Lol

[Patsy33]

My grandfather was very Pacific about everything...

[sunny-dave]

Did he not Sea the bang coming?

[gness]

Always, Patsy, or was it just a phrase he was going through?... ;-)

I love Officer Crabtree......x

[Patsy33]

Great wasn't he? Lol..
Anyway, I hope Grandid is resting in piiss.....

[gness]

I hope he rusts in piisss too......Patsy......though if he's ticken his passport wuth him don't say.....it gets removed...... :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Boom Boom, as they say.