My Boss!

[Voltage]

My boss told me that I need to start taking my job a bit more seriously.
I was so shocked I nearly wet my clown costume!.

This morning at work my boss told me to "have a great day"
So I'm going to the pub.

As I was sat at my desk earlier, my boss crept in and sat in the corner.
"Don't mind me" he said. "Pretend I'm not here!"
So I cracked open a can of lager, phoned my mate in Australia, then had a game of poker online!

[albaqwerty]

juggling 3 jobs under the affluence of inchol eh?

[Voltage]

im good at juggling bouncy things ;-)

[Patsy33]

Stop clowning around Volty!

[albaqwerty]

Volty's first job was to design the Olympic Logo, he's a ring-master.

[Voltage]

jester minute what you trying to say!

[Voltage]

the boss called me into his office
"volty you've been late 5 times this week do you know what that means?"
"yes i said it must be Friday"

[Patsy33]

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

[Shaglene]

I live with the 'boss'.........

[Voltage]

sigh....me too ...!

[marval]

I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment."

I said, "I don't get it."

He said, "That's right."

[Voltage]

i didnt get it either lol

[marval]

Nor me Volty.