Two Women!

[Voltage]

Two women are talking over the garden wall and one is
complaining about her piles.
The other says to her,
“I know just the remedy. Stick some tea leaves up there and
you’ll soon be cured.”
However, this remedy doesn’t work so the woman is forced
to go to the doctors.
“Bend over please,” he says, and while he’s examining her
she asks him if he can see anything.
“Not a lot,” replies the doctor, “but I can forecast that you’re
going to come into some money and spend it on a round the
world cruise.”

[Tilly2]

A null answer then?

[-SharonA-]

Lol!

[DTCwordfan]

Primary school child taking a test. The question reads: "define asteroids".
Child's answer: "things on mummy's bum that make her sit carefully".

[Patsy33]

Lol!