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Patsy33 | 18:16 Fri 30th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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Police have arrested a man suspected of breaking into a museum and stealing some valuable medieval musical instruments.
So far they've recovered a mandolin, a harp and a dulcimer but they've yet to discover where he's stashed the lute.
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so the thief is just stringing them along then..
18:17 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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He's shoved it up a pipe!
18:18 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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If he says he hasn't, he's a lyre!
18:19 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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I reckon he's on the fiddle....
18:37 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Did he have the horn...
18:38 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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That's my shofar they've recovered!
18:52 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Please stop harping on!
18:53 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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They want to question that Hurdy Gurdy Man!
18:58 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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The man they've arrested was known to be light-fingered.
19:04 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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He swopped them for another instrument. He was doing an organ transplant.
19:47 Fri 30th Mar 2018

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