Older Jimmy!

[Voltage]

Teacher: If i gave you two apples, and when you get home your girlfriend gave you one, what would you have?

Jimmy: Two apples and a smile on my face !!!

[mallyh]

that's a bit fruity for this time of morning lol x

[Voltage]

lol bit naughty i know

[mallyh]

:-) x

[sunny-dave]

One for the money, two for the ... apples?

[Voltage]

apparently she had a nice pear too!

[Hopkirk]

Don't mention bananas

[Voltage]

or melons!!

[Voltage]

lol a pair of melons ;-)

[sunny-dave]

[Voltage]

love louis

[Shaglene]

Core...............