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Three Nurses are walking past the Morgue when they notice a fresh body still sporting an erection. One Nurse says "Blimey! Look at that. You don't see that too often. Keep an eye out." She uncovers the body and jumps on top. When she's finished the second Nurse hops on and has a go herself. They say to the third one "Go on. You won't get another chance." The third one says "I don't think I should, because I'm in the middle of my Period." The other two talk her into it, but when she jumps off the slab the Cadaver sits bolt upright. One of the Nurses screams "I thought you were dead!" The man says "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel fantastic!"
Three Nurses are walking past the Morgue when they notice a fresh body still sporting an erection. One Nurse says "Blimey! Look at that. You don't see that too often. Keep an eye out." She uncovers the body and jumps on top. When she's finished the second Nurse hops on and has a go herself. They say to the third one "Go on. You won't get another chance." The third one says "I don't think I should, because I'm in the middle of my Period." The other two talk her into it, but when she jumps off the slab the Cadaver sits bolt upright. One of the Nurses screams "I thought you were dead!" The man says "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel fantastic!"
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There was another guy died in the same situation. He had such a hard erection that even when he was dead it still stuck up. The undertaker had a problem getting the coffin lid nailed down. So he had a bright idea.He cut a hole in the coffin lid so the knob end could stick out.
Came the funeral and two of the guys old mates were watching as the hearse passed by. One said to the other '' my eyes are not too good , did he have any flowers on his coffin''
The other replies '' He always was a skinflint , all he had was the one red tulip''
Came the funeral and two of the guys old mates were watching as the hearse passed by. One said to the other '' my eyes are not too good , did he have any flowers on his coffin''
The other replies '' He always was a skinflint , all he had was the one red tulip''
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