Yachts

[Voltage]

I've just started a yacht selling business in my attic.
Sales are going through the roof!

[Garaman]

Have you been canvassing?

[Voltage]

Lol yes

[Tilly2]

Spelling error! Black mark. :-(

[DTCwordfan]

well-keeled are we? Pull the rudder one.

[Voltage]

Sorry tilly no spelling police on here..you'll have to walk the plank xxx

[Voltage]

Doh sales not sails ..bad volty

[Garaman]

Can I have one on the slate?

[maggiebee]

Hope you're not rigging the answers!

[Patsy33]

Are you three sheets to the wind?

[Voltage]

I will be later me hearty

[Patsy33]

Lol! What ever floats your boat...

[DTCwordfan]

I'm waiting for the RNLI to come out and rescue him

[Tilly2]

Gosh! Were there people in that boat?

[Voltage]

Yes boat people!

[DTCwordfan]

surfers....no one was hurt or drowned in the making of that video....

[Voltage]

Just a few sea sick me thinks

[DTCwordfan]

"please use the sick bags in the back of your seats - and, fyi, there is no mile high or down club on this flight"

[Tilly2]

That's awful!

[tonyav]

Good joke that, Volty. I like the cut of your jib.