Wrong

[marval]

I really don’t know what I did wrong.

I was peacefully eating my chicken tikka masala with a spoon.

The waiter then came and told me get the fork out.

[Voltage]

Bet it was Mr madras. he's always been hot headed!

[Patsy33]

I don't think he'll want you cumin there again Marval!

[DTCwordfan]

Shouldn't have taken your Naan in with you....personally I would have told him to ram one up his Calcutta.

[Shaglene]

Give us a song, Singh.....