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marval | 17:44 Wed 18th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I am writing a book on Indian curries. Its naan-fiction.

I stand accused of unleashing a sleep-inducing gas in a courtroom. The jury’s still out.

On Friday nights, instead of going to clubs, my friends and I hang out at the hospital’s orthopaedic ward. It’s a hip joint.

My wife accused me of over-complicating things. I almost suffered a mechanical obstruction of the flow of air from the environment into the lungs.

Police have been called to an accident involving an ice cream van, A spokesman said ”we may have to cone the area off.“

As a Private Detective I always carry with me a piece of thin paper and a pencil. It always comes in handy if I have to trace somebody.

I have just bought a dog and named him ‘Achilles’. He’s not big or strong or anything, it’s just so that when I need him to come to me, I can call, “Achilles Heel.”

The pressure was really on in the pub quiz the other night. It fell to me to answer the tie-break question on behalf of my team. ”What does Quasimodo, the bell-ringer of Notre Dame, have on his back?” I really wasn’t sure, but I went with a hunch.

There are very tense scenes at the World Speed Perm finals. At the moment, it’s two sets each.




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lol normal belters
Best yet Marval!
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Thank you both
Good 'uns!
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Thank you Tilly
:-) They made me smile.
I've been away for a few days and have come back to this. Keep the quickies coming....they are famdabbydozzy.....................

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