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I Woke Up!
I woke up with a face full of rice.
I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
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Donald Trump, an Indian and a Mexican are on a boat that is slowly capsizing.
The Indian man begins to throw sacks of Volty rice overboard to make the boat lighter, saying, “We got enough of them in our country.”
The Mexican man catches onto the idea and begins to throw sacks of patsy beans overboard, saying,“We got enough of them in our country.”
Two minutes later Trump finally realises what they are doing ( he isn’t the sharpest knife in the box) and he seizes hold of the Mexican man and throws him overboard, saying, “It may not be very rice, but we got enough of them in our country.”
The Indian man begins to throw sacks of Volty rice overboard to make the boat lighter, saying, “We got enough of them in our country.”
The Mexican man catches onto the idea and begins to throw sacks of patsy beans overboard, saying,“We got enough of them in our country.”
Two minutes later Trump finally realises what they are doing ( he isn’t the sharpest knife in the box) and he seizes hold of the Mexican man and throws him overboard, saying, “It may not be very rice, but we got enough of them in our country.”
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