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Voltage | 19:53 Mon 30th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I woke up with a face full of rice.

I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
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Are you all white?
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i cant wake up im in a korma
I suppose Bas, Matty came to see you?
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yes and they brought their naan too!
Bet she was vindaloo all night.
Oohhh, saga loo!
Donald Trump, an Indian and a Mexican are on a boat that is slowly capsizing.

The Indian man begins to throw sacks of Volty rice overboard to make the boat lighter, saying, “We got enough of them in our country.”

The Mexican man catches onto the idea and begins to throw sacks of patsy beans overboard, saying,“We got enough of them in our country.”

Two minutes later Trump finally realises what they are doing ( he isn’t the sharpest knife in the box) and he seizes hold of the Mexican man and throws him overboard, saying, “It may not be very rice, but we got enough of them in our country.”
Lol... You pudding!
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how do you start a pudding race....sago!
My friend Paddy Field can get you some nice rice....

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