A Boat Builder I

[Voltage]

A boat builder is showing his son one of his forests.

He turns to him and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"

[Patsy33]

I wonder when he will a-crew all this?...

[Tilly2]

No! Ah!

[marval]

If he has too much rum, he will keel over.

[Voltage]

all this rum he's three sheets to the mast!

[Patsy33]

Oh Ark at Tilly! Lol....

[Tilly2]

Can I offer you an olive branch, Patsy?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Whatever floats your boat my love.....

[Voltage]

you two are going overboard tonight!

[Tilly2]

Pasty started it! She should be hamshemed of herself!

[Voltage]

And as noah checked on the names going aboard the ark " two tillys ....two patsys" a voice from volty at the back of the ark was heard " jeez I'm jumping ship" ;-)

[Tilly2]

Learned this at Sunday School:-

Mr Noah build an ark
The people thought he’s such a lark
Mr Noah pleaded so
Into the ark they would not go

Down came the rain in torrents
Down came the rain in torrents
Down came the rain in torrents
But only 8 were saved

The animals went in 2 by 2
The elephants, bears and kangaroos
All were safely stored away
Until that great and awful day

Down came the rain in torrents
Down came the rain in torrents
Down came the rain in torrents
But only 8 were saved

[DTCwordfan]

http://lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-woodpecker-sink-sinking-noah_and_the_ark-arks-mgon86_low.jpg

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Bloomin woodpeckers!
Lol!