This is not to spoil your fun thread, Volty but I'll tell you.....and to be honest I can see the funny side of the florist's desperation for a sale...
My step daughter had twins...I popped into the florist to order flowers but when I got home I had a call to say that one twin had died....
I dashed back to stop the cheery message and flowers.....but was told I could only do that if I changed the flowers for a wreath for the funeral......
My silence and the anger from another customer brought the florist to her compassionate senses.... :-)