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Voltage | 18:19 Thu 03rd May 2018 | Jokes
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I went back to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"

"Yes we do." replied the assistant.

"Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"
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Oh, flippin' 'eck!
Volty....we laugh...but I actually had the other way around experience with a florist!!!.... :-)
I'm dying to know, did they exchange it?
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Blimey gness xx
Reminds me of this true story. I went into a card shop and asked the assistant if she kept stationery. She replied "only when I'm standing still".
I heard it like this:
'I went into a card shop and asked the assistant if she kept stationery. She said, 'No, I sometimes walk around a bit.'
This is not to spoil your fun thread, Volty but I'll tell you.....and to be honest I can see the funny side of the florist's desperation for a sale...

My step daughter had twins...I popped into the florist to order flowers but when I got home I had a call to say that one twin had died....
I dashed back to stop the cheery message and flowers.....but was told I could only do that if I changed the flowers for a wreath for the funeral......
My silence and the anger from another customer brought the florist to her compassionate senses.... :-)

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Good job it wasn't me there gness she'd have been wearing them flowers in not such a nice place .....some people honestly x
Oh I guess she just didn't want to lose a sale, Volty.....I was just gabbling through tears.....it was the other customer who put her in her place...

This is not how jokes should go!!!!.... :-)
It does happen!
Gness, some people are so cold...x
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Lol dont worry gness all my jokes go down hill ;-)
That’s really heartless Agnes’s, glad someone was there to help x
Agnes...
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Hi queenie how's you xxx
Oh I think some folk just can't deal with something out of their ordinary.......but.....

As Queenie had just called me by my mother's name I'll have to have another drink...or a lie down!... :-)
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Rofl (Another lrg one) gness you know you want to xxxx ;-)
I was told Agnes was my Guardian Angel once!
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Lol did gness tell you
No a spiritual lady!

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