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Voltage | 18:53 Tue 15th May 2018 | Jokes
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I helped my suicidal friend by throwing him in front of a train.

He was chuffed to bits.
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volty, so you coached him, how could you....?
18:54 Tue 15th May 2018
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he went 1st class
18:55 Tue 15th May 2018
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so up in smoke?
18:59 Tue 15th May 2018
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he was going off the rails anyway
19:03 Tue 15th May 2018
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met his Waterloo, then....?
19:05 Tue 15th May 2018
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yep lol ...st.pancrushed!
19:07 Tue 15th May 2018
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and Mary boned him then.....how miserable, and no wonder the King's Cross.
19:12 Tue 15th May 2018
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Oh dear. Was there any signals?
19:12 Tue 15th May 2018
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Just 'Leaves on the Track,' Patsy - what more can we say?
19:15 Tue 15th May 2018
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He became a sleeper then.
20:45 Tue 15th May 2018
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Headline news in the press:
Fat controller on diet after mystery man throws him in front of Thomas.. he's being quoted as Steaming.
21:00 Tue 15th May 2018
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surprised this joke lasted....thought it would have gone off the rails by now!
08:19 Wed 16th May 2018

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