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The Blonde Passenger................
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She informs the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she will have to return there.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, |'m going to Sydney and I'm staying here."
The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot what has happened.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that she only has an economy class ticket and she will have to return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, |'m going to Sydney and I'm staying here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot that the blonde will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I can speak blonde."
He goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. The blonde gets up and says "Sorry." and returns to her seat in economy class.
The co-pilot and attendant are amazed and ask what he said to the blonde to make her move.
The pilot said, "I told her that first class isn't going to Sydney."
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She informs the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she will have to return there.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, |'m going to Sydney and I'm staying here."
The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot what has happened.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that she only has an economy class ticket and she will have to return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, |'m going to Sydney and I'm staying here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot that the blonde will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I can speak blonde."
He goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. The blonde gets up and says "Sorry." and returns to her seat in economy class.
The co-pilot and attendant are amazed and ask what he said to the blonde to make her move.
The pilot said, "I told her that first class isn't going to Sydney."
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